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Nah, they're just talking about Judgement Day.
I’m going to seriously be so upset when Arnold goes. Childhood hero. I remember when I was a kid I always tried to figure out ways I could meet him or find his phone number in the phone book. I’m scanning the phone book forever, but I couldn’t read at that point anyway so 🤷♀️.
You realize that Arnold was in the first Predator movie, right?
Give me your boots, your motorcycle, and get to da choppppaa.
Nah, Francis is a good guy. Best pope in our lifetime
How many popes do we change for one average human lifetime?
It doesn't matter since we're all going to hell for this post.
It's kinda inconsistent. Glancing through the last couple centuries on Wikipedia, most Popes tend to reign for 10-25 years, but there are still many that reigned for around 5 and even a couple who lasted less than 2 (ex Pope John Paul I only reigned for 33 days). So maybe as low as 3 or 4, but could be as many as 7-9. As an example, if you were born in 1900 and lived for 80 years, there would've been 9 Popes during your lifetime (although you only get the last 3 years of Leo XIII and only the first two of John Paul I, which is why I put that number as the maximum)
How many popes does it take to stop priests fucking kids?
At least 266
Debatable for best. JPII was pretty awesome. Although depending on how old you are, you might not remember much of him
What's the system that helps them decide who the next Pope is?
Cardinals choose the next pope, cardinals come from all corners of the catholic world. You could somewhat compare it to the US electorate college except that cardinals dont represent the peoples numbers. Europe has historically the most cardinals per x amount of catholics for example.
Pope -> Cardinals -> Bishops -> Pastors
Least bad pope is a more accurate way of saying it.
Still protects pedos and calls out the victims. He's half a good guy.
Still represents the church. Which likes to rape young boys.
Trading cycle tips
((Pope will remember that))
I need your cape, hat, and your motorcycle.
Oh come on.
But Arnold was in Predator
Jesus, wasn't the text with the police department about an illegal alien vs. a sex offender on the front page like, an hour ago?
Isn’t Arnold already a Terminator-Predator crossover?
I assume this is because of photo quality, but Schwarzeneggers face looks like the skin is pulled to the back of his head.
"We have 600 year old dildos in our vatican dungeons, fancy the tour?"
This is a Roblox free zone.
There will be no survivors
Skynet was born because its developer was molested..... Killing humanity is its way to take revenge.(background lore of this crossover.)
Don't you think you went a little too far with the Catholic Church jokes?
Unfortunately the joke is based on truth. Many Catholic priests have sexually abused children: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
Your title sucks