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COMB THE DESERT
We ain't found shit.
That blew my mind when I found out.
Holy fucking shit.
Omg I never knew!
Now i have to watch it again.
you say that as if it is a bad thing :)
God I love that movie
Watched it with my two sons couple years ago when my youngest turned Thirteen. Got done Youngest said, "That was amazing! Why haven't we watched that before?" My fifteen year old son says, "Probably because of all the dick jokes."
You raised them well!
Your son must be yogurt because he is very wise
For anyone else who's utterly confused, the actor who said that line also performed the role of Tuvok, who was a character on the series Star Trek Voyager (1995-2001). His name is Tim Russ.
He also was in an episode of TNG!
That was a badass episode. Terrorists take over the Enterprise when it's undergoing repairs and Picard is the only member of the crew on the ship. He has to single-handedly kick all their asses
He also shares the bridge with Kirk in Star Trek Generations.
The afro pick always gets me.
WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT
Same, every time. What a great movie
“I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an Unlisted wall!!!!”
I first seen this movie when I was like 8. It took me years to finally get that joke. It’s my all time favorite movie!
Don't you think we're being too literal?
No, you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it.
JAM THEIR RADAR
It's Raspberry, Lonestar...
Only one person would dare to give me raspberry....
Lord Helmet: “This is a terrible cosplay, he looks nothing like me!”
You idiot. It’s his stunt double.
incorrect. he's more of the guy who make the sound effects when you swing the light saber.
Oh, but your helmet is so big!
Darth Vader: Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly?
All hat. No cattle.
Keep firing assholes!
Commas, dude. Commas are important.
You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT DOUBLES!!!
Death Vader before he was Darth Vader.
So if I’m watching that correctly the “hero” literally just watched the kids to see if they would get hit or not. And okay like maybe he can’t teleport that makes se- oh okay so he can teleport! And the dude said he may not be there when you cross he road, bitch you weren’t there the first time!
Looks like my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate
At last we meet again for the first time
So what does that make him?
Your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was Johnny Galecki?
When does this happen in the movie?!
Now. Whatever you're looking at now is happening now.
LORD Dark Helmet.
Comb the desert!
Man... We aint found shit!
Fun fact: the actor who said that line would go on to play Tuvok on Star Trek: Voyager.
fun fact. He played in the Star Trek TNG as Devor and was a baddie
Fun fact: He was also a Human Starfleet officer on the Enterprise-B in Star Trek: Generations.
...And a Klingon on Deep Space Nine.
The Janets are having a fact-off again
We should turn one of them into a marble.
Fun fact: He played a Spaceball in one of Mel Brooks' iconic comedies.
(And he was General Gottlieb in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!)
All rise in the presence... of Dark Helmet!
“This ship’s too long. If I had walked, the movie would be over.”
JAM THE RADAR!
Why have they not released Spaceballsl II: The Search for More Money ?
I’m pretty sure, and don’t quote me on this, the only actual sequel that’s ever been discussed was Spaceballs III: The Search for Spaceballs II but Mel Brooks was never 100% on board with it so as of now it’s not happening
Classic Mel. But as of now he's 92, so it's not happening
he needs to crown a protege
Mel Brooks II: The Search for More Money
Mel Brooks III: How Many Clones Did We Make Of This Guy Again?
Spaceballs II: The Search For Mel Brooks 2
Well his son Max did write the Zombie Survival Guide.
And World War Z. The novel, not the movie. For anyone who hasn't read it it's actually really good and nothing like the movie. Also the version on Audible is damn near a full on radio drama. Even has a full cast. I highly recommend it
There is an animated series... Don't get excited though as it's pretty terrible
I've also heard a story about Rick Moranis quitting acting and Mel Brooks refusing to film a sequel without him.
If that's true, I don't really blame either of them. Rick decided to retire from acting after his wife passed away to raise their children. For whatever reason, he hasn't decided to return even though his children are grown. Maybe he just decided to stay retired. Mel not wanting to make Spaceballs II without Rick makes sense, especially since his character would probably be important to the story. Really, I can completely respect that from both of them. Sucks, but hey, at least we have Spaceballs.
The tie is my favorite part. Gets me every time.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
But who’s Schwartz is bigger?
Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago.
That guy on the right is a phony!
I bet she gives great helmet!
Never realized the tie was a dick and balls
When you’re under qualified but apply anyway
He probably can't breath in that thing.
I always have coffee when I look at the radar. You know that ! everybody knows that !
"I find your lack of faceplate... disturbing."
You went OVER MY HELMET!!
'No I didn't see you playing with your dolls sir'
When you have to take your brother with you to an Star Wars party
Space balls the cosplay
There is only one Darth. The other guy is Lord Helmet.
Ooooooh. Ooooh. You’re helmet is soooooo big.
Yo'Ho Lord Helmet Salutes
Smoke if you got em ...
Where is Garth Vader's lifesaver?
This thread is just 10/10 wholesome content.
Edit: aaaand someone ruined it. Goddamnit reddit.
Keep firing, Assholes!
We've lost the boops, the snoops, and the loops!
Never realized how much dark helmets tie looks like a dick and balls.
It's crazy how when I look at this photo, I see disdain on Vader's face.
Long live Dark Helmet!