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As far as I can tell, this is legit wolf fisting.
EDIT: So this is my legacy, huh?
Legit Wolf Fisting...I loved that band back in the early 2000s before they totally sold out
I lost interest when the wolf fisting became more of a forced act. Wolf fisting should be gentle and heartfelt, with less clenching and snarling.
Yeah.. after a while, it was just not this smooth way they had. They should take a break and collect their juices, maybe they'll discover again how deep they can go.
It goes deeper than that. They went on to form a whole organization, Wild Wolf Fisting. The work that crew did was top notch and quite well organized but somewhere along the way they lost their way. I liked their mission statement butt ultimately they took too far.
There was a time when you saw wolf fisting it was interesting because you didn't see it every day but now it's almost expected. If you don't see it you're like "where's the wolf fisting? I can't believe I'm paying for this shit."
Barry! Put in wolfjob!
Their first album- crusty paw
Fans left waiting years with only vague rumors hinting at Another Crusty Paw being released
After the bassist left the band only the drummer had a second crusty paw in him.
Yeah, the follow up album, Blood On the Snow, just wasn't as engrossing.
Yeah, they totally jumped the shark when they released the Christmas Album...
The drummer used to be tight!
Brazzers meets Crocodile Hunter
I laughed for a good 45 seconds at the picture, opened the comments and doubled it with this comment.
Reddit culture can sometimes annoy me but thank god for the system that puts the funniest comments up top.
Is this the new Wolf Job?
Ye—no!! No, get it off the screen!
wolf in orange vest
SPOILERS FOR THIS IMAGE:
(The arm that’s doing the fisting is the other wolf’s tail. )
Ohhhhhhhh...god I’m fuckin stupid
Is there any other kind?
They know the Wolf Fang Fist
Yamcha would be so proud.
Have to maintain that alpha status somehow.
Should be the new flag
I had to look thrice
I'm still looking
It’s the dog’s tail (:
Fuck if you hadnt said that I'd still be staring at this thing to figure it out
It still looks like that even though i know its a tail hahahaha, my eyes see tail then fist, tail then fist
Tail is fisted into the ass anyway
Funny enough, it's still not something you can't unsee. That triple negative I wrote is weird, but when I look at the pic the wolf still looks like he's looking at his friends out of frame like, "haha up to the elbow. Told you I could do it."
I thought it was the wolf's furry nuts 😂
Oh I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You have ruined the magic
It’s funny, I could only see the wolf’s tail until I started looking through the comments.
Having read the comments to determine what the fuss was about, I still don't see it.
I mean, I kinda sorta can understand how someone might see it, but nope that's clearly just a tail. The entire butthole is also clearly visible so I don't really get why someone would think something was in it. Weird.
We aren't all experts on wolves buttholes.
Woah you’re right
Or is it actually what we think it is?
Didn't really see that, thought it had something to do with the dog's face merging with another dog's body.
I feel like you ruined the magic trick.
Also - It's a wolf.
So it's the wolfs tail
omfg thx dude
You win reddit today dude.
That's... a TAIL THANK-YOU-FOR-FINALLY-FIGURING-THAT-OUT-FOR-ME!
I didn't even notice that. I honestly thought someone had photoshopped a wolf's paw into another wolf's ass.
STILL LOOKING! NEXT!
Some say he's been looking ever since ad infinitum.
I've seen Dances with Wolves, but I don't remember the part where the wolf gets it's asshole probed by the other wolf.
The true story of "Stands With A Fist".
Actually, Feral Interpack-Survival Territorial Initiation, Natural in Gray Wolves behavior (or F.I.S.T.I.N.G. Behavior as it’s abbreviated in scientific papers) is well known to canid experts. It’s a form of bonding and also solidifies pack structure. It’s rarely caught on film and it’s a very special image you have there.
Edit: obligatory my-highest-comment-is-about-wolf-fisting statement. Thanks fellow wolf behavioral scientists
Though rough and calloused from countless miles of trudging through winter snows and pebbled riverbeds and jagged mountain slopes, there was still some sensitivity left in old Little-ear's fore-paw, and as his hairy appendage slipped deeper into Gray-pelt's cave of mystery, he could feel the slippery walls of the colon distending to make room for his slow thrusting. The warm, intimate heat of the Gray-pelt's innards seeped through the hair of his arm, and his mouth went slack with pleasure. Compelled into the strange ritual by the same ancient force which had shaped the rivers and colored the skies, Gray-pelt angled her hindquarters higher, until Little-ear's limb was sunken into her ass up the shoulder. With this, their coupling reached its deepest fruition, and both wolves reared their heads to the sky and howled, howled to an ancient hairy god unknown to men, a god which looked upon their sacred joining and smiled.
A) "cave of mystery"? Well, that's one way to say "You ate what?!"
B) I'll never be able to hear a wolf howl again..
Tho' bullate and toughened from numberless statute miles of trudging finished season precipitates and pebbled beds and rough gobs leans, there was even so some sense place in sexagenarian Little-ear's fore-paw, and a HIS hirsute outgrowth slipped deeper into Gray-pelt's enclosure of secret, he could see the nonstick bulwarks of the punctuation distending to make people for greetings tardily jabbing. The cordial, suggest warmth of the Gray-pelt's innards seeped direct the textile of Aloha States furnish, and HIS orifice went stretch with activity. Compelled into the rummy habit by the like old squeeze which had formed the watercourses and roan the pitches, Gray-pelt angulate her cut of meats adenoidal, until Little-ear's border was deep-set into her congress up the edge. With this, their connector reached it deepest realization, and some wolf downs reared their perversions to the fling and howled, howled to an old wooly divinity unmapped to servicemen, a deity which looked upon their unspeakable connexion and smiled.
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That's 'furry cave of mystery' to you.
Jack London, is that you?
Fuck. I'm an hour late to work.
Agreed. Bake em away, toys!
and its cake day
Why is this not the top comment. Clearly this guy knows what they are talking about.
Only slightly rarer than Feral Extraneous Lingual Canine Hybrid Initiation, Natural in Gray Wolves... Happy cake day, BTW!
I see you’re also an expert in the field. Thank you for the felicitations fellow scientist!
I love that your cake day is on Thanksgiving. Redditor for six years, I had to look back to 2012 to see if that was a Thursday (Thanksgiving) as well. It was.
I imagine six years ago you were tired of Uncle John’s bullshit talk and holed up somewhere and started browsing Reddit for the first time.
Happy cake day!!
No way that wolf is casually sitting there fisting another wolf. It doesn’t seem legit. Damn took a minute to realize it’s the tail.
Ah now I get it! Damn took a minute to realise the tail looks like a leg doing naughty stuff
I'm upset that I didn't notice the wolf not having a tail.
BETA: Hey man just gotta make sure that colon is nice and clean, you know this venison will block you up
ALPHA: Dude......don't be a brown noser
You mean a brown pawser?
BARRY PUT UP WOLFJOB!
HAHAHAHAHahahahaaaaaa... Eh :( What's Barry doing nowadays?
Live streaming on Twitch! Barryisstreaming I think
Wow thank you for the data! Didnt know that, i just followed him though. Have a nice day dear train dilettante :)
I miss Kevin's little Puerto Rican ass.
Put a hat on that wolf!
I’m not turning either of those links purple, thanks.
Your loss! Continues masturbating
I'm sitting on the bus trying to hold my hardest laugh this week. I'm looking like I'm having a seizure ffs..
Zoomed in. Can confirm. Full penetration.
Until you zoom back out to realize it’s a tail.
Damn it moon moon
Son of a bitch......totally got me.
Took me a third take
Now turn your head and bark!
Roses are bent, violets are twisted ... bend over buddy, you're about to get fisted.
Insanity Wolf meme makes attempt at comeback.
Y'all remember dbz getting aired on our normal cartoon channels? Well this is Yamcha's wolf fang fist
Oh! It's the wolves tail. Man why did that take me so long!?
I mean I’m STILL looking and the wolf is fisting the other wolf...is it not?
Moon moon has been into some kinky stuff lately...
Took me way more than twice to get it. Great picture.
I had to look like 5 times
I had to refresh. Then the nsfw tag appeared
Is this the revised version of Wolf Job?
Took me a solid minute to unsee the fisting.
Now THIS belongs on a t-shirt rack at Walmart
top ten things said at a nascar race^
Had to look thrice
Just checking his prostate, good dr.wolf
What can I say, Joe is a fist full... ( yes, I named the catcher wolf Joe )
He even looks like he is smiling. Lol
Nature is so neat
I'm still not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be looking at?
The upper most wolf's face?
The illusion of a double tail ?
Is the the oddly small wolf balls? Or is it a wolf vulva?
Edit: oh never mind.. had to look at the comments to see that this is all about the fact it looks like one is giving the other a very awkward prostate exam.
Woah there boah
You’re on the front page Congratulations
Didnt even need to look twice
Wolf Gang. :D
not my proudest fap...
This is from the lesser known sequel to the Bruce Lee classic. This was Fist of Furry.
I'm probably the 1% of the world population that hadn't seen the video.
Great. Now I'm looking at dog butts.
They say you need to stick your finger in a dogs ass to get it to calm down when it’s attacking someone. I guess we know where that saying comes from now...
Took me 4 or 5 looks... Sigh... Unzips
I had to come to the comments to see what you were talking about.
I don't get it
Lmao that this is NSFW
Grrrr! We are bad! Grrrr! Let me fist this guy! Grrrrr!
This is the future the furries want
Edit: Just realized that it's just its tail and now I'm relieved.
For a minute there I forgot wolves have tails.
Someone explain it is either a wolf with three legs or wolf fisting their is nothing else
You can’t just go around punching wolves in the butthole.