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gimme that shit
Damn kids nowadays
On their phone all day, but don’t even know how to take a damn groupie smh
Groupie, why have I never heard that one? It’s not even like it’s that far of a leap from selfie. Well, here I go back under my rock.
Taking pictures in portrait mode? Give me that damn phone. I'll show you how it's done.
Grab em by the phone.
This really is a better pic though cause it looks like Joe wanted a selfie with you.
When I saw Penn & Teller in Vegas they both went to the lobby to take pictures and meet fans. Teller was like this, he just grabbed everyone's phone and knew immediately how to open their camera and take the picture. His cell phone knowledge was impressive.
The dude has probably taken tens of thousands of those. Furthermore, he's like 6'8" and knows how to avoid this:
Edit: annnnnnd just realized you mentioned Teller, not Penn.
he's like 6'8"
Penn is the tall one. He is a very very big man. And hilarious. The show was just as much a comedy show as it was a magic show.
Teller is actually 6'8, he just looks short next to Penn because penn is 8 feet tall and 500 lbs
please. stop talking about how big Penn is!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the mgm grand and the cops can’t get him. he’s too powerful
The last show I saw him at they just had him chained up on stage, the flash bulbs kept pissing him off until he broke free. Ended up running off to his dressing room, ate a whole fruit bouquet and fell asleep
"Go ahead! Say anything you want! Ohhh they'll hear you, allright! YOU'LL BE 200 FEET TALL!"
Hey he lost a ton of weight, so it's a slim 500.
I watched a video the other day and didnt recognize him until he spoke!
I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.
Penn is the tall one
That's what they want you to think...
On his deathbed, Penn Gillette reveals his greatest illusion: he's 4'11"
Pennis the tall one
I saw him in public once - he was on the same plane as me, about 15 rows in front. He was VERY hard to miss.
You can remember which is which by this: Teller ain't tellin' you shit. He's the one that doesn't talk.
I was watching Fool Us a few days ago and decided to look up why Teller ain’t tellin’ you shit. Apparently he used to do magic shows for frat parties and found that if he just remained quiet, they wouldn’t heckle him and throw beer at him. I find his solution to be both clever and sad, though I do think I prefer silent magic routines anyway.
I think that was similar to Harpo's experience as well. He got heckled a bit, and some review trashed him, so as a F U, he just didn't speak one night, and put all his effort into the visual side of his performance instead, and his character exploded into being.
Teller is taller... no, wait.. aaaw shit :(
Teller don't tell
This is a better mneumonic than anything commonmisspellingbot ever put out.
Fuck... My fiancee is about that short. She makes me do all the selfies like that because her arms can't reach. I know exactly how that dude feels.
I will never not upvote this clip. It's just so good. How many words she has to say about the selfie, how 'done' with it he looks, the zoom at the end. It's perfect.
Considering they do this after every show, meaning he's done this thousands of times, yes, of course he's well versed.
on android, its usually vol down twice from the lock screen or they may have quick launch icons. Theyre very handy for letting other people use them since they dont access the gallery (with the exception of the photos taken in that particular session)
Im pretty sure they all have a shortcut action to the camera if it’s locked. So either swipe left, or diagonal from right like turning a page. That covers iPhones and 85% of androids...
Not that impressive, then, really. It’s not like he seduced their unlock codes in one attempt and navigated to the position of their camera icon...
Teller’s knowledge of many things is quite vast. I feel smarter just by reading his twitter feed.
He just grabs that phone from her like she’s a fool
"wait, your vertical photo will look like shit on your tv screen"
My nigga hold it horizontal man... be a professional
she was taking a typical single girl selfie, high angles are slimming, and the vertical hold suits one person, they just look straight retarded on anything other than instragram.
he showed her how normal people take photos. shes probably never taken a normal photo in her life.
So she’s a typical girl but also not a normal person?
yeah that was a fucking power snatch damn straight YONIK
Biden says he used to be an athlete, but it's little things like this that make you believe it. Good hand to eye coordination for an old man.
"Let me show you how its done, kiddo."
No thanks, Uncle Joe. Please don't show me. Not again.
I could have gone a good while without seeing that again.
If this is what I think it is, it ruined all those Biden memes for me. He isn't a cute or funny old man. He's a fucking creep around young girls.
BITCH IM BIDEN
I have taken exactly one selfie with a celebrity before, and they were older then me as well, and they did a similar thing but by gently positioning me with their hand on my shoulder kinda nudging my to stand and face the right way and the other hand moving my arm holding the phone to point it correctly, and neither movement was like a searching for the right angle, it was this very precise adjustment that he seemed to know exactly what needed to change to correct my failure to take the perfect group selfie.
Which made me realize how many of these celebrities must take and how, whether they think about it or not, they're gonna get really good at that purely on experience, and that the typical age generalizations won't apply to them.
Yeah, Conan made my millennial ass look like a senior citizen not knowing how selfies work just like in this gif and it was glorious and funny and totally worth getting dunked on by Conan multiple times.
She is a fool. Can’t even hold a phone properly. Ridiculous.
The man behind them be like should I be in the photo or not?
I think the whole reason he took it was to get everyone else in the pic too. She only wanted Biden but he wanted everyone to be in the pic! Makes it more wholesome than just "gimme that I can do it better."
I'll keep smiling just in case...
The guy on the left is me at partys... With one half of my face on the foto. The others dont really want me on it and im too uncomfortable to really get close to them.
Are people just upvoting this for the title? It's definitely not because she is dying inside. It seems like she is having a better time after he takes over than she was before.
This doesn't fit the sub in any way.
I'm close to unsubbing now, with how the top posts have been in the last few months
It looked like Biden died inside from the bad pic. My interpretation
It's still up for some reason
Why is this on this subreddit?...
Yeah it doesn’t make sense here. She’s smiling the whole time.
She smiles even more after he takes the phone. What are you even doing, mods? (I do see that they removed some of the astroturfing comments at least)
People post things. People upvote things. They really don't care where it is. If the mods don't do anything about it, there is nothing to stop them.
Subreddit guidelines barely seem to matter anymore once they reach the front page a couple times.
The OP posts an insane amount too, kind of a machine gun attempt at getting something to stick. He has like 10 upvotes on every other post
Astroturfing reddit to make Creepy Uncle Joe look like a cool hip dude.
The opposite of grass-roots. When the organization that's pushing an agenda tries to make it look like thier marketing is naturally occurring enthusiasm in the populace but it's just a bunch of staffers and consultant firms posing stuff on social media sites to make candidates or organizations look more appealing while pretending to be normal people.
I had to scroll way too far to find this.
Creepy Uncle Joe ? Can someone explain me why ?
You will see an influx of pro Biden memes soon. It's the guerilla marketing tactic to appeal to young voters before his presidential run in 2020.
I don't care about politics, here, just that this sub is supposed to show people dying inside, when there's none of that. It could easily go in r/funny, r/gifs, or one of those Biden subreddits I'm sure exists. This is besically on the same level of the r/Imgoingtohellforthis shit that gets posted these days.
Biden running for president soon. The astroturfing has already begun.
She didn't die inside but ok. I guess smiling and laughing is dying.
I think it is being upvoted by the same people making those comments, too (so that their flood of comments have visibility and appear organic on this "neutral" sub). It doesn't even fit the sub in any way. Nobody is dying inside. They're all having a good time, and their spirits only seem to improve for the second half of the gif.
I kind of get the feeling this is in response to him teasing the idea of running for president. Sway public opinion early and all that.
Wait what’s happening
It’s because everyone except OP, and seemingly you, knows the Creepy Joe Biden meme.
It's one of the top posts on all of Reddit at the moment, and "Bad Touch Biden" is a meme more popular than you obviously know. There are dozens of video compilations, pictures and gifs, of him being - at absolute best - a bit weird with other people's children. I doubt I'm the only one that thought "I hope one of the video compilations is posted in the comments" the moment I saw this post, if only for the banter.
Joe Biden is one of the most popular possible candidates for the 2020 election. At this point, any post for any candidate is going to have astroturfing. After the 2016 election, thats the new campaign warfare.
Girly selfies should come from above, to hide double chin (if any) and make the face look sexier. Manly selfies come from the front because men got nothing to hide.
Always makes me ponder. When the world knows why you're doing it... why keep doing it? It's like comb-overs.
Good on him, vertical selfies are almost as disgusting as vertical videos
I wouldn’t go that far. Portrait mode for a single person makes sense. I mean, it’s called “portrait”.
For groups though, that’s a different story.
This is the correct answer. Hell, portrait for a couple is acceptable.
You can't be serious.
Why is vertical bad
The kid sniffer
Good gif but who is dying inside?
creepy joe, as always
Surprized he didn’t smell her hair, creep
Check out YouTube where there are vids of Biden being “Too touchy-touchy” with children, esp females. He’s way accustomed to getting those pics. One has an new senator or rep realizing old Joe is spending too much time touching his kids, like stroking hair & kissing them, leaving arm around too long, pulling the kids close etc, that the father brushes his hand away. Either J is so incredibly dumb (is that possible?) or he’s at least borderline public molester. I’d NEVER allow any man, high in any rank to touch my kids as ge does in those videos. That is IF they’re still there. I downloaded them bc I thot surely they’d be removed. Been many months now since I viewed them. Vids were taken when new appointments or newly elected politicians bring their family all dressed up to the capitol for this photo op with the then Vice President. Creeped me OUT. So, yeah, pretty young girl, he’s not gonna miss a chance to put his arm around her close to “take a selfie”. He’s an ole pro. It’s stuff pedis do to groom candidates for their attention or what dirty old men did as it was called back in the day. He oughta know better & show some propriety. It’s wrong. He’s a stranger to these girls. At a min it teaches girls that a man’s importance &/or social rank allows them to give uninvited & unwanted touches. So uncool. Just plain wrong in any era.
Why is this guy so popular among reddit when he is a total creep? I don't get it
He's a liberal who talks shit about trump, so he must be cool #BidenBro🤙🏼
He has a nice smile and he was a meme. Cognitive dissonance prevents reddit from admitting he’s a creepy uncle type.
The D next to his name
He's a pedo
Yep. Same guy. The frontrunner for the Democratic nomination for the president of the United States
Haha, Joe Biden is so hip and cool. Look at him taking a selfie. He's just like us.
Remember when we used to post memes about him being a creepy pedophile? With those videos and images of him touching little girls and smelling their hair, etc.? Ah right, we threw that little piece of history into the memory hole. Now he's BidenBro (remember to subscribe to /r/BidenBro today for hilarious Biden Bro memes! He's such a bro!)
I sure wish we had a Bro Like Biden as our president, and hopefully we will in 2020. #BidenBroForPrez
I'm glad this thread brought his creepiness up, hopefully that will effect him in 2020
War criminals. Every one of them.
Bidan, let me show you how it is done, start rubbing her back.
This dude is creepy as shit, he gets real handsy with the kids
At least he wasn't groping any children in this one
I think that was his intention with taking that picture tho. Getting closer to her, smelling her hair and grabbing her waist
Joe Biden inappropriately touches children in public. Prove me wrong.
Too bad he’s a borderline pedophile hahahaha
He just wanted to get closer to smell her hair because he’s a creepy fuck
Why does the man on the left have no eyes?
The way girls transform their faces when a camera is pointed to them is out of this world.
Claire Blumenthal for those that would like to know
40k upvotes and nobody dying inside. Well done guys.
Gee I wonder if this was pushed by some leftist slush fund recippient to test the waters/prime the pump for a Biden run in 2020.
I sure do wonder. No wait I don't because it's obvious. The guy's a creep and no one in that picture visibly dies inside. This post has nothing to do with the subreddit and isn't funny at all.