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Is that Dunkey? The dude's in a really wholesome relationship, and though an incel would probably say that his wife is way above him in looks, he's an incredibly funny and smart guy. Makes you think, that.
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Oh damn didnt know he was such a qt too
Yeah he is cute in a nerdy kinda way, he has a nice smile
They’re so cute together.
Yep! That's Dunkey. Dude is a goddamn legend, and him and his wife are an adorable couple.
Yea. The. Dunkster has a moderately attractive wife named Leah. If anything hes a chad because of his funny and outgoing personality.
I just looked him up. His wife isn't attractive. I would say she is a good match for him.
I am not sure what the point of lying to the ingels is.
You realize that being "attractive" isn't an all or nothing descriptor, right?
Yeah, his wife isn't a runway Victoria's Secrets model, but the statement, "she isn't attractive" is just another way of saying she is unattractive, which I'm not seeing.
Most people’s wives are not runway Victoria secret models. They just normal people like the rest of us
Ok I will just say they are pretty even in the looks department.
Yeah, smart and funny gets you a lot farther in life than any incel is willing or able to admit.
I mean, probably because they're neither funny nor smart.
Yep. Some dude I know used to be waaaay on the heavy side like you wouldn’t believe and most girls didn’t like his look at a first glance but give him 20 seconds and that was all it took to get any number he wanted. Good personality trumps just about anything
Ye, the dunkerino is actually self aware and hilarious, and incels are nowhere near that.
That's probably why he has a hot wife.
His wife isn't hot. And looking him up to see him. The photo in this post looks a lot better than any of his other photos.
Why do you care about how people perceive his wife? Calm down dude
Because these are just as unrelated to reality as the posts the incels are making.
Your apparently crazy ass standards don't reflect an objective reality of what constitutes attractive.
Well then how about she is equal in attractiveness to the guy.
I am being very objective. I have a wife who is 14 years younger than me and attractive. I am not sure the point of building a false narrative about this guys wife.
Then what, objectively, can you point to that makes her unattractive? Because outside of some pretty agreed upon people who are unattractive, calling Dunkey's wife unattractive seems to be very subjective.
Here nose is too big. Her face is too long. Her hair is in pretty bad shape.
I'm not sure I agree with her nose. Her face is long, but I wouldn't say that's a flat out unattractive quality or "too" long, as the proportion seems to be on par with someone like Victoria Beckham. Maybe if you're saying her nose to face length proportions are off, I suppose. That still doesn't seem to be an objectively unattractive sticking point, but perhaps things that her styling decisions would need to be centered around, if she so chose to.
As for her hair, hair can be styled.
Literally none of that is objective, no one cares that you find her unattractive and you shouldn't care either. You're not married to her and you'll never be.
Incels are just jealous he’s happy and has an attractive nice gf even though he’s not ripped with an enlarged jaw
Reason #243 that Incels can’t get laid: they don’t understand that women actually, genuinely, really like Nintendo stuff. I probably got laid more while playing thru Mario Odyssey with an ex than I did before or since.
When we were first dating me and my girl used to smash with the smash ultimate menu music going on in the background. Nothing like a little playful rivalry to spark up some good sex.
ofuck, I thought you meant you two played smash matches not that. XD if you want some good playful rivalry, though, try Mario Kart.
Well we did play smash, then smashed after 😉 but yeah Mario kart too! She actually got the switch as a Christmas present. Life is pretty great when you dont live in an incel fantasy
Yup! It's probably why incels hate the Switch, cause it'd take them out of an incel fantasy.
Yeah totally agree, the switch is designed to be a social gaming experience. it has loads of great co-OP games, it's easy to transport the console, controllers are easily shareable etc. Its designed to be a fun social experience and incels want the world to be lonely and miserable blackpill place haha
Ehhhh, I mean, if you're playing it in docked mode, DEFINITELY great for playing with other people but undocked? Holy shit the first time I tried that with someone neither of us knew wtf was going on in the game. I can't even enjoy 8-player smash in handheld mode cause of how small the screen is. Most of the time it's just me mentally screaming, "WHERE AM I?! WHERE AM I?! IS THE ONE LOSING ME?! OGOD I'M GOING THE WRONG WAY!" XD
Yup. My wife still has her N64 and a Wii.
Chicks dig Mario.
sorry to break to ya, 1 2 switch is a really good party game and ice breaker to, you know, socialize.
Incel: what's that now?
I think it’s something people with bone structure do /s.
It’s great, but you can’t play it with the same group more than 2-3 times. I sold mine after a while because it got boring.
I disagree... I could see you getting bored of it if you weren't drinking... But it's among the best drinking games there is! Why waste it not getting wasted?
I could see you getting bored of it if you weren't drinking
Tbf you could say this about a whole lotta shit
it's a ice breaker, not the focus of the party, use the time when other are playing to have some small talk with the girls.
Wait, I was supposed to get one for free for embracing positive masculinity? I demand feminism (because it's clearly a monolith with it's own bank account) refund me
I'm still waiting for my girlfriend to give me her Switch from before we met. Very disappointed that incels are making false promises. Where's my free Switch damnit?
He looks so happy!! :)
I think simple, wholesome happiness is something the incels have cast out of their lives and despise in all others.
This still have not figured out porn is not real
The "guy creampieing your wife" in amateur porn is that woman's actual bf/husband, lol.
Came here to say that he's cute and looks like a fun guy and I'm pretty sure he's successful in his love life, but it seems like he definitely is. And incels know it too, they're just saying this shit just to make themselves feel better.
Holy fuck that’s dunkey this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Now I’m NOT saying I’d let some guy fuck my wife in exchange for a switch, I’m just saying I’d give it a tiny bit of consideration.
"DUNKEY!? What are you doing being posted here?"
Wife is a pornstar? This guy is winning all over the place!
He looks really fun to be around. The way he smiles radiates pure, unabashed positivity
The original picture looks so wholesome and sweet why do incels feel the need to ruin a nice thing??
Like WTF is going on here. I've seen so many posts like this. Apparently, in manosphere culture, men with beards, goatees and glasses are "soyboy beta effeminate cucks"? Since when were beards not masculine?
Only masculine in muscular men who never smile /s
I think I've said this in every post about incels hating the switch, and damnit, I'll continue to say it. I'm glad incels hate the switch, the last thing Nintendo needs is a bunch of assholes getting their slimy, grubby hands on a switch.